Tuesday, January 26, 2010

CUPCAKE INN
Now Open
Welcome to the Cupcake Inn!
owner and operator
CUPCAKE ASHLYN
designed especially for short people.
promised to be cozy and enjoyable.
invite all of your favorite friends!!

Story time is provided several times a day.
each book is guaranteed to keep you entertained
with beginnings and endings changing frequently.

ALSO...
there's unlimited free tea
it's best to come on your thirstiest days.
20 cups of served tea is not uncommon in one sitting.
sometimes the tea is then followed by lemonade and chocolate milk.
come to think about it, don't drink for days in advance.
coming dehydrated is the only way to come.
Cupcakes are unlimited too.
so please don't be on a diet when you visit.

furry friends are welcome.
a doggie door and yard is provided.
watch out for the kitty though.
you may not see her
but she is there.
her name is sparkle.
i can't seem to find her
but Cupcake Ashlyn will be sure to help you spot her.
she apparently loves to be patted on the head.
and watch out, she sleeps in your bed.
but again, you may not notice.

Don't Delay
RSVP
TODAY!!
Hurry, beds fill up quick!


*note: there's also a swimming pool and slide somewhere on the premises.
again, i have a hard time finding them, but just ask for directions once you get here.
Also, other amenities seem to appear and disappear on a regular basis.
there's no guarantees or refunds for your stay.
good luck and enjoy!

4 comments:

CPL said...

Love it! Sign me up for a stay at Cupcake Inn. Just what I need--tea, cupcakes, and a quiet night!

Janice said...

Sounds wonderful! Abby will be right over! She may decided to stay for a LOOOOONG time with all those amenities;-) What an imagination your little one has! Such a cutie pie:-)

Lady Blachly said...

Ha! Joseph says he'll be checking in soon! He's ready for a vacation!

Devoted Mommy said...

Aaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That's so stinkin' hilariously CUTE!!!! Are boys allowed???? If not, I think we'll be booking our Valentine's Day reservations there. ; )